Piggy flu

Well... Let's crap about swine flu! Or the so called H1N1... Actually I agree with the others that Piggy flu / pig flu sounds better. Since they named H5N1 Bird flu, why not H1N1 as pig flu? It sounds... urm... less dangerous... Or maybe the Pork flu / Napoleon flu / Sow flu and some other crap... Did you realize that the animal flus are always very dangerous... Like these swine and bird flu... What next? Cow flu or Fish flu... Our school has taken drastic measures to protect us from this flu. This morning, even Dr. Hon was at the school gate and watching the traffic... wow... Seems like they really treat this seriously. But it hasn't even hit Singapore yet... I hope it hits Singapore though... There would be no school. I heard that this swine flu has been actually caused by us! HUMANS! The flu had been in the pigs all along for a few hundred years until now... Something happened and it spread like wildfire. ( exaggerating...) Only a hundred plus people had been infected... Not that serious yet... And did you know Obama almost got the swine flu? Man, its so close... I want to see what happens if he got infected and dies ( touch wood )... America would be in havoc... Osama will pawn America immediately...
To end off my lame post... I will share with you a very lame joke. Here it goes ! It's coming ! Get ready! The joke is here! Here it is ! Yes, you are almost there ! Here is the joke -.- :
What do you call a pig which took a plane yesterday?
Ans : Swine flu! ( Pig flew -> Swine flew -> swine flu )
Get it?